This is Lady Resourceful's sister, in a couple of ads from the 90s, posted on Youtube earlier this year. She swings her hair around in the Rockies and paddles a canoe in New Zealand IN THE NINETEEN NINETIES and she's still getting ten times more views than this blog, for which I sweat blood. Cow....

Unless you have been boycotting reality TV or trapped down a well, you will know by now that Sir Alan has decided that Lee McQueen has what it takes to be The Apprentice. Accordingly, he will be appointing Lee to a position in his organisation, Tottenham Hotspur, pending a short investigation into...

We have a new hts consultant, Sarah. It’s her first foray into regular 8.30-5.30 office work (like all of our staff, she was originally a circus performer) and so we’re trying to live up to stereotypes by welcoming her with some mock-bullying. (We’ve known Sarah for ages so this is perfectly...